Heat Seeker Gifts

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Special Hot Sauce/Antidote.

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Fire

Chilli

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

desert bus stop...

"The doctor says I should go on a bland diet. There's no bland in this house!"

Dave's Diner: You must be this tall to have chili.

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

'Hey! I will make it hot for you wimps!'

"Hell's food isn't great, but the hot sauce is to die for."

"Meh, I've had hotter."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Hells Snack Shack.

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Husband to wife as she pours red pepper into pot, 'I'm sick and tired of bland stew, Edna.'

Chili - Not recommended for Women or Children.

When I said I wanted somewhere hot I was thinking of Spain!

Try new foods...

'Too much spice?'

Natural bomb

Chili - Not Recommended for Women or Children.

Golf Ball in the Desert

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

North Pole