Warm Weather Seeker Gifts

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Sleepy Bunny

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Ice skating

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Chilli

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"I needed something warmer for winter."

Group hug.