Warm Weather Seeker T-Shirts

I'd love to hop on a plane and fly some place warm, but I hate the idea of a pat-down. In your case, Axel, wouldn't it be more of a pelt-down?

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Sleepy Bunny

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Chilli

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Ice skating

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

Hells Snack Shack.