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I'm thinking of growing a moustache...

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Sleepy Bunny

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'Do you come here often?'

Ski kicker.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Freezing

Skier.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Little Boy Missing Christmas

"It's a midriff warmer."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Quartet in the snow.

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.