Warm Weather Enthusiasts Gifts

'Hurry, Love, the Indian summer's passing through town!..'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snow flake

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Habanero ..."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Canute Does It Again

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition