Heat Seekers Gifts

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Snowman Hot Yoga

Oddly enough, the salsa is kinda mild here.

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Habanero ..."

Sleepy Bunny

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Chilli

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"