Heat Seekers Pillows

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Snowman Hot Yoga

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Habanero ..."

Sleepy Bunny

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Chilli

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"It's a midriff warmer."