Heat Lover Gifts

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"What? No Vanilla?"

Travel Advisor: 'Our needs are simple - I want somewhere warm , and he wants anywhere tipping is prohibited!'

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Tourist in the desert

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Giant Birthday Cake

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Say, I just had a thought

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

I Love Winter!

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'