Heat Lover Mugs

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"What? No Vanilla?"

Travel Advisor: 'Our needs are simple - I want somewhere warm , and he wants anywhere tipping is prohibited!'

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Habanero ..."

Tourist in the desert

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Giant Birthday Cake

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

I Love Winter!

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Moby Dick Tracy"Ahoy! Yellow fedora off the standard bow!"

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"