Heater Seeker Gifts

"We'll swop at half time."

"Pick me!"

North Pole

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Sleepy Bunny

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

House hunting is cruel.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Chilli

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."