Chill Seeker Gifts

'What do you mean you're out of ice?'

On the Seventh Day

Ice fisher.

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Fred, when are you going to learn to relax?'

Stress management: "Bob's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"How do you stay so calm?"

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"

"No, that's not a recliner, it's a decliner...Stan declines to get out of it!"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Fun in the sun.

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Left a bit.Now down on the right...no left..."

Coffee

Relaxation Technique

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

Skiing

"Why don't you take a break, Tia Carmen? You're working way too hard."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Skiing

The Chameleon Spa

"I'm looking for a bucolic tree-studded college campus. I don't plan to study much."

"Sitting here doing nothing is boring."

Laziness

Problem Solving

"What are we doing today?"

"Go with the floe, man"

Some people don't know whent to quit.