Coastal Chill Seeker Gifts

"You're still thinking about the maple-bacon funnel cake, aren't you?"

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Born to be Mild.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Sun Worship

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Single men in Tahiti

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hippie Edibles Co.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Relaxation Technique

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"What are we doing today?"

Space Heater

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.