Chill Explorer Gifts

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Ice shelfie.

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Born to be Mild.

Coffee

Ice Fishing

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Hippie Edibles Co.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'How about a cold one?'

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

Relaxation Technique

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."