Cool Factor Seeker Pillows

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Ice fisher.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Skiing

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Cosy night in

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Holy water, holy water...."

Hippie Edibles Co.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Relaxation Technique

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."