Coolness Seeker T-Shirts

Peer Pressure Washer.

"I want something practical, comfortable and fuel-efficient, but that doesn't have an adverse effect on my overall coolness."

Summer Cabin Fever

I've made up my mind. About what? About which virtual reality system to buy. I know what you're going to say: Get the Oculus Rift. That is not what I was going to say … and sure, "Oculus Rift" is a much cooler name than all the others. But Playstation VR would let me use the Playstation I already own. So I wouldn't have to buy anything new ... which is why I've ruled out the Playstation VR. Ugh! The thought of not buying new ... it burns! Not buying new would actually be new for you.

'A jump is cooler, Dad.'

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Skiing

Problem Solving

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Do not disturb...

Coffee

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Cosy night in

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hippie Edibles Co.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"