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Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Skiing

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Cosy night in

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Hippie Edibles Co.

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

How Gary got his groove back.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Relaxation Technique

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'