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'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Skiing

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hippie Edibles Co.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Relaxation Technique

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?!

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

"What are we doing today?"