Corporate Comfort Seeker T-Shirts

"Now, now – just because no one wants to merge with you, doesn't mean that no one loves you."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Man's best friends."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're comfortable."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."