Comfort Seeking T-Shirts

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Call a chiropractor. I need a real hug.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Man's best friends."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're comfortable."

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."