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"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"Look, Joel, you're relatively young, have a relatively nice job and a relatively nice wife. There's no reason in the world why you shouldn't be relatively happy."

"I'm perfectly aware that I'm only a character in a cartoon, but in all honesty I'm happy with that."

'Happiness is a unique experience. . . You' can't buy it or sell it.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"What the hell was THAT? Something just swept over me -- like contentment or something."

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"He's alright now that he's given up striving to get there."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

'That's right, a person with 9 million is no happier than one with 8 million.'

"Some of us strive for greatness. Me? I'm perfectly happy with being a 'good' dog."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Man's best friends."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."