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"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Man's best friends."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"