Contentment Seekers Gifts

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Man's best friends."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

Pet a Puppy

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan