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"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

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Sleeping Beauty

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

It had to be you!

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

"My mind is especially empty today."

Door to door salesman sees sign: 'We have everything.'

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

'That's right, a person with 9 million is no happier than one with 8 million.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"For the last time, it's not stocks, it's a pillory."

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

"Money can't buy happiness. That's why I enjoy it for its own sake."

Complimentary beverages.

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'