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'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Santa playing golf.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Skiing

Born to be Mild.

Coffee

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Muzak's Top 10

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hippie Edibles Co.

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Relaxation Technique

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'