Christmas Chill-seeker T-Shirts

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Skiing

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Reindeer

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Coffee

Santa CGI Effect

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Just one more choccy...

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Marley's Ghost

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Merry Kissmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Little Boy Missing Christmas

Relaxation Technique

Choirboy

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"