Christmas Chill-seeker Mugs

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Ice Skater

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Snowman

Santa CGI Effect

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Reindeer

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Just one more choccy...

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Merry Kissmas

Marley's Ghost

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Four Stages of Christmas.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Choirboy

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'