Cold Comfort Seeker T-Shirts

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

Inside the freezer. I can't wait to get warmed up in the microwave! Bean and Cheese. Ice. He's a "Brrr-ito"! Ice Cream Vanilla.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Man's best friends."

"They're comfortable."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Ice fisher.

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

Lumbar support animal

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"