Cold Comfort Seeker T-Shirts

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Man's best friends."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're comfortable."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Ice fisher.

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Lumbar support animal

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."