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'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Skiing

Problem Solving

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Coffee

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Relaxation Technique

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

"What are we doing today?"