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Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"

Chicken Soup

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"Oh, no, he couldn't start this dairy farm in California or Hawaii. It had to be Wisconsin!"

This might sting a little.

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

Nose Spray.