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'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Mom's Spa'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Laughter is not always the best medicine, Mr. Jonic.'

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Alternative medicine

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"I'm going to prescribe you four metres of bubble-wrap three times a day."

"For our session today, I'd like to try something a little different."

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"Our medical intuitive will read your now."

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

CBD Oil for Neurotics

For Witches of a Certain Age

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'