Cold Cure Seeker T-Shirts

'Try this blue stuff - I've found that blue stuff works good on colds.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Skiing

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Coffee

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Cosy night in

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Relaxation Technique

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"What are we doing today?"

"I needed something warmer for winter."

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.