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Skater

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Beach Barbecue

Ice fisher.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Skiing

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Coffee

Going to Sea.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Hippie Edibles Co.

Becalmed yachts

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Relaxation Technique

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'