Summer Breeze Seeker T-Shirts

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

The Martini is invented.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Going to Sea.

"Nasty sunburn."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Becalmed yachts

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'