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'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

2021

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Pet a Puppy

Fishing with God

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Warrior Woman

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'I hate all holidays!'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Turmoil change.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."