Healing Seeker T-Shirts

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

"Good game."

2021

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Marimba

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Fight or Flight

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Fishing with God

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Needs to get a life"

"All we have left is standing room only."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Zenemies.

My God, I need to fart.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Be kind"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.