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"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

"Good game."

2021

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Pet a Puppy

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Fishing with God

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Needs to get a life"

"All we have left is standing room only."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Zenemies.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.