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"Doctor, have you any advice to offer a young man who would love to be a physician but whose crowded schedule simply doesn't permit time for medical school?"

Medical school equivalency diploma.

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Therapist School

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Junior Doctor.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

The Children's Hospital

Medical Student

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

Junior doctor kits.

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Fakir Shrink.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

Dancing Doctor

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.