Aspiring Healer Mugs

"Doctor, have you any advice to offer a young man who would love to be a physician but whose crowded schedule simply doesn't permit time for medical school?"

Medical school equivalency diploma.

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Therapist School

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Junior Doctor.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

The Children's Hospital

Medical school graduation gowns.

Fakir Shrink.

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Medical Student

Junior doctor kits.