Healing Seeker Mugs

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

"Good game."

2021

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Marimba

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Fight or Flight

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Fishing with God

"Be kind"

"Needs to get a life"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.