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Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Farmers' Warnings.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

One way only.

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Toastquest!

Omicron

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Honey badger do care.

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Is something bothering you?"

Caped Character

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Virus

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

"All the causes were taken."

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"I'm not good at making a difference."