Cause Crusader T-Shirts

Competing Mission Trampoline

"Which one of you is here to see the representative about climate change?"

Stop the Austerity Cuts/Hands Off the Middle East/Say No to Fracking.

"I'm not good at making a difference."

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

'He's very loyal to his cause. He's been out here for three hours and he's frozen solid.'

"All the causes were taken."

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

"Extinction Rebellion and Black Lives Matter are not jobs."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Farmers' Warnings.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Hourglass earth - time running out

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

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