Cancer Cure Crusader T-Shirts

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Our war is against cancer."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

One way only.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fumes from furniture

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Omicron

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."