Cancer Cure Crusader Pillows

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Our war is against cancer."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Fumes from furniture

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Omicron

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."