Contraceptive Crusader Pillows

Condom-Man to the rescue!

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Oil shock.

Omicron

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'We lost funding.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"We audit at dawn."

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

Ginger Breadman

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

"Being married means never having to say you're sorry. It's presumed!"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

You're living in the past, sir. We closed that loophole years ago.

'Yes, Mr Brown, I am aware that 'Tax' is Latin for 'estimate'. But you can't just guess at the numbers!'

'Remember, Robin, our sales competitors are the rich and we are the poor.'

'...and then I began reading the book of New Regulations.'

Morning After Pill

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'

Hands OFF!

A man on the street selling birth control.

One solution for better roads...

'He's always looking for an argument.'

"Your blood group is. . . slurry with the rhesus factor glyphosate?!"