Marriage Crusader Pillows

"Being married means never having to say you're sorry. It's presumed!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Please Give

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Honey badger do care.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

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"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

Non-profit organization chart

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

Dalai Lama

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"