Marriage Crusader Gifts

"Being married means never having to say you're sorry. It's presumed!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

One way only.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Please Give

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Honey badger do care.

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

'It's one of the worst parts of the job. Seeing people in the most awful conditions. Cold, squalid, not fit for human habitation...It's no wonder we can't keep the staff.'

Dalai Lama

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'