Contraception Crusader Gifts

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

Morning After Pill

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

One way only.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"We audit at dawn."

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

"Being married means never having to say you're sorry. It's presumed!"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

You're living in the past, sir. We closed that loophole years ago.

'Yes, Mr Brown, I am aware that 'Tax' is Latin for 'estimate'. But you can't just guess at the numbers!'

'...and then I began reading the book of New Regulations.'

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

'Remember, Robin, our sales competitors are the rich and we are the poor.'

Man with black eye in Yes To Road Pricing t-shirt: 'I joined the debate'.

'That's our cheapest diet plan.'

A man on the street selling birth control.

"You've got the body of a teenager...unfortunately."

"I think we found the vaccine for the covid-19?"

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

Bears Inc. Magazine.

Hands OFF!

"Your blood group is. . . slurry with the rhesus factor glyphosate?!"

'He's always looking for an argument.'