Contraceptive Crusader Gifts

Condom-Man to the rescue!

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

Oil shock.

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Omicron

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'We lost funding.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"We audit at dawn."

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

'She hates me when I'm drunk and I hate her when I'm sober!'

Ginger Breadman

"Being married means never having to say you're sorry. It's presumed!"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

You're living in the past, sir. We closed that loophole years ago.

'Yes, Mr Brown, I am aware that 'Tax' is Latin for 'estimate'. But you can't just guess at the numbers!'

'Remember, Robin, our sales competitors are the rich and we are the poor.'

'...and then I began reading the book of New Regulations.'

Morning After Pill

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'

A man on the street selling birth control.

Hands OFF!

One solution for better roads...

'He's always looking for an argument.'