Caution Crusader Gifts

Man with sign on back - 'No wallet on board'.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Be kind"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

Racial Profiling

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Please Give

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Relaxation Technique

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Safety last.

Honey badger do care.