Caution Crusader Mugs

Man with sign on back - 'No wallet on board'.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Be kind"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Please Give

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Relaxation Technique

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

Safety last.

Honey badger do care.

Calm in the Face of Chaos